Wayne Santos | Toronto-based writer and game journalist
The Guilty Party
For anyone who’s interested or cares, here’s the blog of the one who just bit me.
Psychotic girlfriend Blog
Ouch! Awww…
Hey, my girlfriend just bit me in the ear.
IT MUST BE LOVE! Or lurve. Something like that.
Next time: Girly Sex & Monkey Sex and the difference between the two. Maybe.
On Musical Muses
Before I begin, for the curious, here are links to Big Bill’s and Neil-O’s websites/blogs respectively. They’re real easy:
Home of Big Bill
Secret Home of Neil-O!
That last post about Tori Amos just kind set me off. For those of you who don’t maniacally follow such things (That would be anyone with a [...]
The ‘Net Is Creepy…
And here I was thinking that only friends I had announced this to would be commenting on the blog when it was only hours old. Imagine my surprise when I check it out and find other people have left comments too. Which begs the question, “How the heck did you [...]
Porn Of The Rings
Hey, has anybody done this yet?
I keep thinking there’s just way, WAY too much fodder here. Enough to make Tolkien roll over in his grave and give Peter Jackson a sufficiently large heart attack to put him in one. There are too many examples to cite for the porn possibilities [...]
A Meditation On Elves
Thanks to this whole Lord Of The Rings whackiness, every girl and her aunt now has a thing about Elves, this has left most males utterly bemused. “But Elves are pansies!” they protest. “They look like girls, wear green long johns and prance around the forest like a bunch’a Nancy [...]
Saturday Night’s All Right For Fighting. And Rioting. And Arson. And City-Wide Conflagrations. And Drive-by Shootings…
I think the real world should be more like Grand Theft Auto III.
For the uninitiated, GTAIII is one of those video games that the traditional, down-home, “can’t-we-all-just-get-along” moral majority keeps blaming for everything from the rise [...]