I Know What I Wanna’ Do When I Grow Up:

Work for Rockstar Games. They have the FUNNIEST radio commercials I have ever heard in my life. They’re comedy geniuses…

I love GTA: Vice City. I really, REALLY do. Particularly now that I don’t experience system crashes and game freezes anymore. The scope of this game amazes me. And the fact that I can gun people from a helicopter then jump out of it, run into the offending house with colt python and start shooting survivors just adds to the coolness. Hey, they’re drug dealers, so it’s all good…

Still stuck in gaming mode, though I see the end sometime within the next 50 or so hours. Currently trying to put out fires. Yes, you jack a firetruck then run around dousing out flaming cars. Unfortunately, just when you do that, flaming people come out, and then you have to douse them too.

This wouldn’t be such a problem if they did the Buddhist monk thing and quietly burned in front of you so you could line up the firehose and nail them with it. Noooo… they have to run away from you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” and you have to chase them down the street and try not to run them over. This is harder than it seems.

Oh yeah, yesterday morning while munching on a McRatlands breakfast, a rat fell from the sky. It was the most amazing thing; I think a bird just decided it didn’t taste so good or something but the damn thing just hit the pavement not more than a few feet away, and I think it had already been partially eaten. Mother nature is cruel indeed, but not quite as cruel as a rocket launcher aimed at the middle of a night club dance floor with your motorcycle already warmed up for the big getaway afterwards…