Alas

Bouncing virtual breasts did not, repeat not happen. Due to circumstances beyond anyone’s control, (I’m assuming a very important dinner for the family, one that it would have been in extremely poor taste to bail out from) the deliverer of the X-Box and its breasty polygonal miracle wasn’t able to get away until roughly 2 a.m., and thus the breast parade was called off on account of dark. This is really too bad, as I had been counting on playing the game for three reasons:

1) The left breast

2) The right breast

3) Both breasts bouncing in tandem

Oh well… perhaps another day…