Wayne Santos | Toronto-based writer and game journalist

Archive for "Jun 2003"

Oh The Irony…
In a fitting twist, just when when I am glad to finally have a life, it becomes much more appealing to NOT have one again.
By this I mean that my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder for gaming is frothing at the mouth to find an IV, a catheter tube and some nice diapers, and plug [...]

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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Last minute thought for friends who read this regularly!
I AM OFFICIALLY INTERESTING! WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Damn, this DEFINITELY qualifies as an interesting anecdote! I’m a DAMN fascinating person! Wow!
Okay, off to dinner…

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Hey! We’re Almost Famous In A Bad, BAD Way!
Here’s what happens when you wake up wondering, “Hm… What am I gonna’ do today?”
For friends who have been reading the blog regularly, you know that the Girlfriend and I whipped up a little thing called Charlie’s Monsters which got picked up by that website, creaturefeature [...]

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That Damn Cat
I am officially concerned about the psychological effects of owning a cat.
The Girlfriend, as lovely and generous as she is, is also rather prone to stress and it doesn’t take much to work her up. Unfortunately, Uno seems to have not yet figured this out and so is responsible (However inadvertantly) for, [...]

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Have Geek, Will Travel
Well, what a bizarre day today turned out to be.
The story begins just a couple of days back when I was given an assignment by Playworks to cover some of the gaming events that will be occurring around the island. Tournaments for real time strategy games like Age of Mythology, Rise [...]

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Awwwww…
You know it must be love when the girlfriend plays Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance with you till 7 in the morning and keeps taking all the gold. But sometimes she splits a rejuvenation potion with you.
I’m a lucky guy…

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It’s Not My Fault She MADE Me Do It
In a fit of dark irony, the meals that were eaten before and after Finding Nemo were both sushi-based. I’m sorry Marlin! Really!
Man, what can you say about this movie?
Is it perfect? No.
Is it one of Pixar’s best? YES.
Get the obvious stuff out [...]

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It’s Up! Kind’a, Sort’a…
You’ve seen it before, but since I’m in Pimp Daddy mode again, I’ll bring it out for more shameless whoring. CHARLIE’S MONSTERS IS A GO! Perhaps this will make me more interesting, I can now say I have a web comic. Or write one, anyway. So [...]

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Possible Solutions For Becoming More Interesting
1) Get dumped.
2) Get back into advertising.
3) Get back into television.
4) Contract hideous disease that takes its toll over a period of years.
5) Get mugged.
6) Get raped.
7) Get killed.
Go in for plastic surgery and have it go horribly wrong.
9) Go in for plastic surgery and have it go [...]

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Reality Crushes My World
For the most part I have been working under the premise that even though I am currently the most boring human being on the face of the globe, especially in comparison to my friends… (I mean, come on, executives, media people, mathematicians, government types, scholars, guys that have actually written and published [...]

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