Reality Crushes My World

For the most part I have been working under the premise that even though I am currently the most boring human being on the face of the globe, especially in comparison to my friends… (I mean, come on, executives, media people, mathematicians, government types, scholars, guys that have actually written and published books, whereas I am just a writer) I have reassured myself that whatever lack of interest as a human being I have now is balanced by the fact that at some point in the past I was an extremely interesting, if somewhat mean spirited and evil person.

Now it suddenly occurs to me that even that might be a fiction and I’ve simply been boring the whole time.

What a disappointment.

What can I do to be interesting like you guys?!? ARGH!