Mental Note To Self:

Writing scripts for a television program in support of the cosmetics industry when you yourself are A) Male and B) wept with testosterone guilt over Naomi Wolfe’s The Beauty Myth is

Super

Fucking

HARD.

Bah. And here I thought I was going to breeze through this with barely ruffled hair. It’s hard to maintain a cheeky compsure when there’s a little (Or not so little, in fact, it’s Grand Canyon-esque in its baritone thunder) niggling voice in the back my head screaming, “THIS PATENTLY GOES AGAINST WHAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE!!”

Time to put in another order for Ethics, Bob.

We’ve sold out.