Alberta: Farm Province Or Hottie Factory?

Okay, what the hell is going on?

On the one hand, you have:

Natasha Henstridge

Raised in the little town of Fort McMurray, entirely too blond and statuesque to possibly qualify as a mortal woman. First seen in Species and never forgotten. Someone I was acquainted with in university confessed to having grown up with this girl and receiving the entirely unconvincing pep talk from her that beauty wasn’t everything…

And on the other hand, you’ve got:

Tricia Helfer






















Currently wowing the geeks in the new Battlestar Galactica, this similarly tall, too unreal to be an actual human being is a resident of Donalda, Alberta.

The only possible conclusion:

Cowtipping and drunken potshots at squirrels is the recipe for Goddesshood.