I Finished Killer 7!

And haven’t the faintest idea what happened.

If Salvador Dali had access to a development team and put Andy Warhol in charge of the art design with Fredrico Fellini directing the cutscenes, and John Woo in charge of some of the gun coreography, you might just vaguely have an idea of what the experience of the game was like. Just when you think you’re on the verge of understanding what the hell is going on, Dali pops up and puts an egg in your mouth, then screams “CHOCOLATE! EVERYWHERE!” and does a Riverdance on your feet while smelling his armpit.

Just thought I’d share that.

Random Fear Of The Day: What if I write my children’s book next and the fates see fit to make that a big seller? Will I have to go the rest of my life being known as “That wonderful children’s author” when the reality is I’d rather find out a kid’s online nickname and blow his head off repeatedly with a sniper’s rifle until he logs off and runs screaming to his mommy for emotional support? Ah heck, I’ll do that anyway…