The Christian War

It finally occurred to me today what Christian soldiers really need to do in order to be ideologically consistent with their faith and still go about conquering every heathen culture they encounter in order to save them from burning in hell by killing them en masse in the name of God.

Before the start of every battle, you simply have to shout out the Golden Rule, ie, “DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE UNTO YOU!”

Then the soldiers proceed to punch themselves in the face, shoot their own limbs, or stab/amputate their own extremeties, thus making it perfectly okay to attack the enemy and do exactly the same thing to them, as they have now put their money (Or weapon) where their mouth is.

See, that makes sense, right?