Another Slow Weekend

Not doing much today except for a little bit of shopping the acquisition of another chiropractic style pillow (hereafter referred to as “The Brick.”) and messing around with Guitar Hero. I have now entered into the Expert Mode and it is bringing me to my knees in ways that would make Baby Jesus cry with its satanic guitar solos. Once again, Ozzy Osbourne proves that he is indeed in league with the devil, because Bark At The Moon as a guitar piece–not to mention Pantera’s Cowboys From Hell–are positively unholy.

With the force of a million suns, Guitar Hero also manages to suck the Wife into its Geek Gravity Well, and now she too is rockin’ hard. The game cannot be resisted, it’s almost frightening how fun it is.

In other news I went looking for James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces out of idle curiosity and the Wife had to remind me that I was in the wrong section, because I went straight to fiction.