Mar 12, 2006
Wayne Santos

And On This Lazy Sunday

I ate good Turkish food at my favorite Turkish restaurant (Aerin will know the one, we took her there while she was here) and did more research on my joke article about Urban Legends. Doing the research is more fun than actually writing it, but oh well… Who would’a thunk that there was a secret sex recording briefly mixed into the end of the Beach Boy’s song, All I Want To Do, from their 1969 album 20/20?

5 Comments

  • Ahem, you do realize that you know a person who is internationally recognized as an expert in urban legends after having written an entire book on the subject, don’t you?

    I’m just askin’.

  • Yeah, but it’s not an “expert” article that has no requirements for being informative, educational or even particularly true, just entertaining. Plus, there’s not much in the way of supernatural or psycho killer elements and the piece is less than 3000 words. Kind of barely worth your time…

  • But if you quote me I can tell people I was quoted in an article in Singapore!

    And what do you mean not worth my time? I’m a total press whore! I’ve done radio interviews in frickin’ South Dakota for cryin’ out loud!

    Plus my book only had one chapter on psycho killer stories (and none on the supernatural). It also had chapters on celebraties, gross food stories, bizarre deaths, animal related legends and stories that sounded like urban legends, but actually turned out to be true. It’s a veritable rainbow of different kinds of legends.

    And are you implying that if I were involved, the article wouldn’t be entertaining?

    Call me Mr. Sensitive.

  • Actually I was implying that this kind of article was beneath you since it’s just a kind of pointless, shallow thing not actually requiring much in the way of research or expertise, or at least not the kind that you have.

    It’s all kind of moot anyway, since the article is done, and it’s mostly centered on local urban legends, so unless you have something to contribute about the Singapore stone, or the National Library housing copies of the Necronomicon, the usual “bloody hook dangling from car door handle” would have been culturally inappropriate.

    And besides, I don’t think you want to be able to say an article from Singapore quoted you, that would be entirely too embarrassing for your reputation. It’s a little island out in South East Asia, by North American standards, it doesn’t even qualify as a real country, since a cross country road trip here is 30 minutes…

  • Okay, okay. But the next time you write an article about Urban Legends I’m expecting some cheap publicity–no matter how tiny the locale it appears in (I mean, I did a newspaper interview for this book for a town in Georgia that I suspect was smaller than Whyte Ave).

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