I’m Having A Monition

This was brought on by the observation that a premonition is the experience of predicting or seeing a future event before it has happened, which kind of let to the logical question, “If there’s a PRE-monition, then can there be just plain old monitions?”

I think the answer to this is, yes, yes there are. In our own way, all of us are powerful psychics that are having monitions each and every moment.

With this knowledge now firmly in hand, I realize that we all have a responsibility to use our powerful gifts for the benefit of each other. Witness:

Me: Oh, my GOD!

Wife: What, what is it?

Me: I’m having a powerful monition right now!

Wife: Of what?

Me: I see… I see you! Looking at me, as I… wait, wait… it’s coming to me… yes, looking at me as I talk about having a monition!

Wife: WOW! THAT’S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, HOW CAN YOU BE SO ACCURATE AND PRECISE!?!

Me: It’s a gift. And now I’m having another monition.

Wife: Jeepers, creepers, what is it?

Me: I see… me… talking about having another monition, while you… yes, you listen.

Wife: That’s so amazing.

Me: Ain’t it, though?