Aug 17, 2006
Wayne Santos

Another Disciple For Satan

In addition to finally getting my PSP back (Withdrawal is now over, I have something to do again on the train) the Sister-In-Law popped by for a visit (Y’know I’m still not used to throwing that term around) and she settled herself down with Guitar Hero and got totally sucked in.

I also made the curious discovery that I play Guitar Hero better when there’s a vacuum going on somewhere in the background. My theory is that the vacuum going off in the background simulates the atmosphere of being a struggling teenage musician that still lives at home and is trying to nail that riff in Symphony of Destruction but must focus out the fact that for all his long hair, drug use and devil worship, he’s still a suburbanite trying to be more interesting than he secretly suspects he isn’t.

However, it was still something of a breakthrough as I can now average about 60% of Cowboys From Hell before getting wiped out by the wicked guitar solo.

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