Super Genius Criminal

I now know how to rob a bank and get away with it.

Since Jack Thompson and Christians in general have come to the conclusion that people who play games are rabid, psychotic dogs that will kill anything on sight, I figure people may as well take advantage of the fact.

So the way I see it, all I have to do is walk into a bank with a Playstation 2 controller and drop some classic line like, “THIS IS A HOLD UP! ANYONE ONE OF YOU MOVES, AND I’LL EXECUTE EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF YA’S!”

Then, to emphasize my point, I wave the PS2 controller in the air and add, “I PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO, SO YOU KNOW I’LL DO IT…”

Having established that I am now more heinous than a child molestor and more evil than a terrorist and more diabolical than Hitler, they will now leave me to have my way with the bank and its contents, for fear that annihilate the entire place in a rage of righteous gaming…