The Dark Side Of The Force

So after decades of going without, I finally got my first ever credit card today, having been rejected when I applied for a student credit card back in university days. As far as I know, I’m the only student to have ever been assured that I would be guaranteed a student credit card, only to get rejected despite the fact that I had a reliable fulltime job at the time.

Nevertheless, now I have one.

Now, I have visited Amazon.

Now, I realize how truly evil these things are…

(Mental note to self: Remember to track down One Crazy Summer and complete your early Cusack collection.)