If There’s A Heaven…

I imagine that there’s a whole league of angels right now standing over cars with rags on the hood while Pat Morita intones, “Wax on… Wax off…” other angels stand on large logs stuck in the sand, learning a kick that involves raising your arms up in the air like a bat, while other angels cry as they realize that they are the man that will fight for your honor, they’ll be the hero that you’re dreaming of, they’ll live forever, knowing together that they did it all for the glory of love.

Train ‘em like you did Daniel-San, Mr. Miyagi.

I’ve got a fence to paint and some boards to sand…

R.I.P James Doohan

Beam him up, God.

The word is given.